Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling’s Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño

It’s called the Rye n’ Gosling, and it’s the hottest drink I make

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📅︎ Feb 04 2022
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A ring for St. Patty's Dady

A guy walks into a bar and orders a green beer. "I went out and bought my two daughters some cubic zirconia cocktail rings to celebrate St. Patrick's Day," he tells the bartender. "That way they will have sham rocks."

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So my pregnant fiancé got me. I'm supposed to be the one dad joking!

She was a little bitter because I had a cocktail and she can't because she's pregnant. She asked me what it was.

Me: "It's bourbon, ginger beer and lime. It's called a Kentucky Mule."

Her: "Does it taste like ASS?!?!?"

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