Beatbox Puns

So I started doing my best human beatbox impersonation.

"Yo! Yo! Presents in da hizzzzzzz!"

She wasn't as amused as I was.

He becomes a boxer.

So I laid down a sick beat with my beatboxing skills.

A beatboxer

My dad and I went out to eat some Mexican food.. and this is what he said towards the end of the meal when we wanted to bring a taco back home.

Dad: "It's nice that when I asked him to wrap the taco, he didn't say 'beatboxing noises it's a taco!'."

So I was in line at my college's sandwich shop. The man behind me was one of the workers in the school's small post office, and also happens to be my friend's dad. He laid down a pretty good dad joke.

Sandwich lady: Next? What kind of bread can I get for you? Me: Hi, thank you, I'll have a white wrap. Him: Oh, I'll give you a white rap, "Yo, yo, yo, beatbox noises"