I let my pet pig get in bed with me. It was a bad idea.
She was hoggin’ the blankets.
Why is it always a bad idea to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?
Dating Pennywise to stay contemporary is a bad idea
I don’t get why it’s such a bad idea to take ivermectin…
It seemed to work just fine for my NEIGHbors
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
Because it's time-consuming, and you always want seconds.
Some people think that a ministry of truth is a bad idea, but I don't. Because then nothing true will ever be...
Why is it a bad idea to go to Starbucks when you're sick?
Because they have a cough fee
I thought ordering a sofa from wish was a bad idea but……
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Why is it a bad idea to invade Finland?
Because you'll be Finnished.
Good idea, bad execution...
Is something you don't want to hear at a capital punishment.
Bringing a movie from a local grocery store is a bad idea because it can be adulterated
Adult rated being A rated
Adulterated being : render (something) poorer in quality by adding another substance.
My friend lost ten pounds doing a body wrap. Not me though. It's always a bad idea to go out dressed in Saran wrap.
People can clearly see you're (your) nuts.
Why did the sculptor realize creating a self-portrait bust was a bad idea?
Because he got a head of himself.
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
It is a really bad idea to marry scientists
Chances are, you are breaking some laws if you marry many of them at the same time.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Why is whispering in public a bad idea?
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
So i finally realized why playing ‘catch’ with a rock is a bad idea
All of a sudden it struck me
Why is it a bad idea to tie all your watches into a belt?
Because, it's a waist of time...😎
The death penalty isn't a bad idea in concept, but...
I'm not happy with the execution.
A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe
My friend glued both his hands to his pistols. Everyone told him it was a bad idea, but he insisted they were all wrong.
He's sticking to his guns.
People told me that planting ivy on my body was a bad idea
but now I think it's grown on me.
I have an idea for a sequel to breaking bad
Im gonna call it breaking dad
From my perspective, writing an autobiography is a bad idea.
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
why is it a bad idea to iron your rabbits foot?
You shouldn't press your luck
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