Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
"Or, well, Ian..."
Why's it a bad idea to date celery?
Because when you break up you know it'll keep on stalking you.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Why is whispering in public a bad idea?
Because it's not aloud.
Why is farting on an apple store a bad idea?
Because they have no windows.
My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe
The death penalty isn't a bad idea in concept, but...
I'm not happy with the execution.
A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'
But I made money out of Finnair.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
So i finally realized why playing ‘catch’ with a rock is a bad idea
All of a sudden it struck me
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
My friend glued both his hands to his pistols. Everyone told him it was a bad idea, but he insisted they were all wrong.
He's sticking to his guns.
People told me that planting ivy on my body was a bad idea
but now I think it's grown on me.
I have an idea for a sequel to breaking bad
Im gonna call it breaking dad
Why is it a bad idea to tie all your watches into a belt?
Because, it's a waist of time...😎
From my perspective, writing an autobiography is a bad idea.
