He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”
An twerp
*Pats you on the back* There, Their, They're.
I was editing a newsletter he wrote and pointed out that he needed a period
Dad: "Why didn't the sentence have a period?"
Me: ...
Dad: "Because it was pregnant!"
Cause he has little legs!
"Okay, so this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench, and this, well, you know the drill."
They're colours son. Colours.
Edit: Wow... Didn't expect this much karma. Thanks guys!
Edit 2: Yes. I am fully aware of my bad grammar.
Anytime he corrected one of my grammar mistakes he would say, "The reason I always correct your grammar is because my brother died because of bad grammar. I remember it as clear as day. I ran inside and yelled, 'Mom, billy fell in a good!'"
It took me forever to finally understand his joke.
OK, yesterday was my sons 6th birthday and he wanted some sort of dog-robot for present but i didnt want to trow money away because i know what they (he and second son) do with toys :) so i told my wife that i would buy him skateboard, because he asked it half-year ago for it, wife said ok, but please buy him also new slippers.
I picked up him from nursery and sit him in his seat and asked him what he want for present, he still wanted robot. Then i told him that i want to buy him something he can ride. He was so exited, he asked me is that a car, i said " can u drive", he said "no, i am too yung", then he asked is that motorbyke, i replayed same, then he asked is that bike, i aksed him, does he already have bike, and he replayed yes, alse happend for scooter. After that he didnt have any more ideas. Then i told him that i will bought him slippers, because u ride slippers (sords of it :D) he was so angry/mad/sad i cant explan :D
ofc i bought him skateboard, but that was so funny for me, that look on his face when he heard slippers, omg
sry for grammar and bad english
First of all sorry for any spelling or grammar errors.
My friend had a bad pain in his right shoulder. He went to the female doctor who did all the things doctors do.
I waited him outside because I was driving, and I waited for a about 30 minutes.
Finally he was done and we were ready to go home. I asked him how it went and he said to me that the doctor is really nice and good looking and that she was all over him, checking the arm, shoulder and the back, joking that she wanted him.
And I jokingly said on english "She want's the D", he said yea dude and smiled and I continued "Diagnose".
We were watching TV last night and a woman on the show kept saying, "My grandkids isn't _____."
After she'd said it a few times, my dad sighed and said, "My grandkids aren't. I can't stand bad grammar...
...or bad grampar either."
