Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
I feel so bad for the floor..
Everyone just walks all over it
If you're having voice problems I feel bad for you son,
I've got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
I feel bad for children of gay parents
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
I feel really bad for cucumber seeds...
If they're unlucky, they could really get themselves in a pickle.
I feel bad for toilet paper
I feel a bit bad for making blanket statements.....
They're my quilty pleasure
Why don’t vampires feel bad about the foul things they do?
They’re incapable of reflection.
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
I feel bad for kids with trans parents
In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.
At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first
Don’t feel bad when your phone changes “fucking” to “ducking”
It’s still fowl language.
What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?
i feel bad but i hope he vind another friend
If a plant feels bad...
Do the other plants photo-sympathize?
Why did the hammer feel bad?
Because he hit his head.
(From my 5yr old daughter; I’m so proud)
Do you ever feel bad for looking down on people in wheelchairs?
I feel bad for the guy laughing in the operating room
He is in stitches as we speak.
"I dont know, it feels like the relationship was starting to go bad..."
"Did you go on an expiration date?"
I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
I really feel like I have a bad posture.
I feel bad for deep sea fish..
They have a lot of pressure on them.
I feel bad to my driver
Everyday I talk behind his back
Should I feel bad for making this in Paint 3D?
I feel bad for anyone with the name Matt.
People are always walking all over Matt's.
I feel bad for bus drivers -- they do 8 hour non-stop shifts...
I guess they break at red lights.
After waiting in line for what felt like an eternity, I started to feel like a bad doctor.
I just kept losing my patience.
Ya know, I feel bad for plungers
They’ve been through a lot of shit.
With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.
I feel so bad for my calendar.
Every time I get a bad cold, my body feels very achey breaky.
I call it the Billy Ray Virus.
I feel bad for people that mow the edges of golf courses.
I feel bad
Everytime I walk in and out of my house I step on my good friend Mat.
I feel bad for baby chickens....
They come from broken homes.
If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.
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I feel bad for the failed miner...
All his efforts were in vein...
He almost made me feel bad about it.
Scene: We had just gone hiking and I was in the car checking myself for ticks. I found one and threw it out the window.
Dad: Hey, stop litter bugging.
Me: What? I'm not!
Dad: Hm, you're right. You're bug littering!
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