i feel bad for the ducks in the frozen pond
luckily there’s a quack in the ice
I feel bad for toilets
They go through a lot of shit
I feel bad for fizzy drink bottles
Their life is soda pressing.
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
If you're having voice problems I feel bad for you son,
I've got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
I feel so bad for the floor..
Everyone just walks all over it
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
I feel bad for children of gay parents
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
I feel really bad for cucumber seeds...
If they're unlucky, they could really get themselves in a pickle.
I feel a bit bad for making blanket statements.....
They're my quilty pleasure
I feel bad for toilet paper
I feel bad for kids with trans parents
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.
At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first
i feel bad but i hope he vind another friend
I really feel like I have a bad posture.
I feel bad for the guy laughing in the operating room
He is in stitches as we speak.
I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
I feel bad for deep sea fish..
They have a lot of pressure on them.
"I dont know, it feels like the relationship was starting to go bad..."
"Did you go on an expiration date?"
Should I feel bad for making this in Paint 3D?
I feel bad to my driver
Everyday I talk behind his back
I feel bad for anyone with the name Matt.
People are always walking all over Matt's.
After waiting in line for what felt like an eternity, I started to feel like a bad doctor.
I just kept losing my patience.
Ya know, I feel bad for plungers
They’ve been through a lot of shit.
With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.
I feel so bad for my calendar.
Every time I get a bad cold, my body feels very achey breaky.
I call it the Billy Ray Virus.
I feel bad for people that mow the edges of golf courses.
I feel bad
Everytime I walk in and out of my house I step on my good friend Mat.
I feel bad for baby chickens....
They come from broken homes.
If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.
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I feel bad for the failed miner...
All his efforts were in vein...
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