Starve To Death Puns

A list of puns related to "Starve To Death"

I would only kill a clown if my family was about to starve to death.

We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!

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👤︎ u/YouNamedMeeDog
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!

Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.

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👤︎ u/scarecrow53
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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What's the Worst Part About Starving to Death?

You're hungry the whole time.

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👤︎ u/ehmesdee
📅︎ Mar 12 2017
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I used to make friends fast

I stopped when they all starved to death.

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👤︎ u/ElZoof
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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My daughter didn't want to eat her dinner so I said "Ok that's fine, technically you can go the rest of your life without eating."

"You'd starve to death but that technically was the rest of your life."

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👤︎ u/bigaylowry
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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