My boss has been on my case for my unusual use of punctuation, but as far as I'm concerned, it's my asterisk.
Whatโs the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??
One has hydraulics the other has high boll****
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
I'm going to make a bold prediction
Prediction
Wife: if you tell one more dad joke I'm leaving you
Dad: hi leaving you I'm dad
**Do you know why Twerking gives you so much Attention?**
Because they're nothing but just Asterisks
What's a dot?
An asterisk with hair gel.
