I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
Artist pun thread Gogh!
Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Two artists had an art contest.
I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
What do u call an emo artist in Hawaii?
I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
What can you say about a HIP-HOP ARTIST that performs the music of TODAY?
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
What do you call a sock design artist?
What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?
My wife's an artist so I tried to impress her by painting her picture but she just got really upset
I guess she liked how it looked originally.
What is a clown fish's favorite artist?
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
You shouldn't trust artists
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
Which artist has the best ride service?
What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
"Son, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."
"Was it something I said?"
"YES!!"
Why do artists only eat Shrimp?
Because they always come de-tailed!
Who's SnoopDoggs favourite artist ?
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
Did you hear about the photographer that always caught people's worst features?
She was a poor-traits artist.
Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.
Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
When you make a pun artist mad
What do you call a dead artist?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
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