Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
Why aren't koalas classified as bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications!
Birds aren't very reliable
They're always winging it
Mountains aren't just funny
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
The jokes I’ve heard on Zoom aren’t remotely funny
Jokes about murders aren't funny
Unless they're properly executed, that it.
You do realise that Vampires aren't real...
Unless you Count Dracula.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
Old school 90’s Ravers aren’t worried about the gas shortage.
They’re used to running on E.
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.
Hey, aren’t you a Pediatrician?
Why do they call it “Delivery” and not “Take-out”?
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary
I learned something new about cemeteries; the people in its town aren't the ones being buried there. Do you know why?
It's because they're still alive.
Why aren't pretzels counted as bread?
Because they're knot-bread.
Doors usually aren't rude
but if you bump into one, it might start swinging.
Why aren't there any Calvinist monks?
They don't believe in chants.
I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy
I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...
Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all...
STOP 👏 calling yourself a communist if you aren't Russian!
It's Karltural appropriation
Why aren't statisticians particularly funny?
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
Communism jokes aren't funny,
unless everyone gets them.
My friend told me, "Did you know trees drop edible stuff, that aren't fruit?"
"That's nuts." I replied.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”
She said, “Yeah.”
I said, “I knew it!”
Where do you go to get books that aren't true?
Women convicts aren't released before they menstruate
This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.
Most math puns aren't very funny
French fries aren’t cooked in France
What’s the official bird of 2020?
Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
Those teachers aren’t mathing around
Some people aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
Hey Sir, police jokes aren’t funny!
Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Because they don't have the koalafications.
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...
But they’re a solid number 2!
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
Mountains aren’t just funny
Poop jokes aren't my favorite..
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