Thought I heard someone say โ€œHelloโ€ in Arabic

But it was a false Salaam.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Plumsby
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.

Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."

looks at dad

"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"

Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sumito
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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Pulled this one at dinner

Backstory: We have some family members who are muslims, so they have to do their trip to Mecca and would travel around the arabic world as well, and well we where talking about them at dinner today.

Cousin asking our grandmother: "So how was their trip?"

Me jumping in before granny can answer: "Dusty"

rolling eyes around the table

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hitno
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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