Apollo 9 Puns

A list of puns related to "Apollo 9"

Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?

The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.

The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.

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👤︎ u/SpiderFlash-1273
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?

They « Apollo »gize

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👤︎ u/Maduch1
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/banana_bison
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?

>You Apollo-gize

(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)

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👤︎ u/waremi
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?

They Apollo-gize!

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👤︎ u/peach_problems
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?

Apollo Loco

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👤︎ u/procrastiprov
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?

Apollo shirt

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/Unleashtheducks
📅︎ May 16 2020
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I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...

I Apollo-gize.

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👤︎ u/maud_brijeulin
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake

I sincerely apollo-gise

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👤︎ u/LilTimmy123456789
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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How do Greek gods say sorry to one another

''I Apollo-gise''

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👤︎ u/TopHatLlama353
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do astronauts say sorry?

They apollo-gise

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👤︎ u/chocolate_soldier_
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?

It was apollo

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What does an astronaut say to apologize

I Apollo-gize

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👤︎ u/toby101mc
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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How does NASA say it's sorry?

It Apollo-gizes.

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👤︎ u/neutral_cadence
📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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What do NASA astronauts do when they screw up?

They Apollo-gize

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👤︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?

An Apollo-jist

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👤︎ u/theEluminator
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon

Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!

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👤︎ u/Ggaarrrreett
📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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