Apollo 9 Puns

A list of puns related to "Apollo 9"

Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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👤︎ u/Colevanders
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........

There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live

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👤︎ u/pizzatron574
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?

The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.

The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.

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👤︎ u/SpiderFlash-1273
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?

They « Apollo »gize

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👤︎ u/Maduch1
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/banana_bison
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?

They Apollo-gize!

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👤︎ u/peach_problems
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?

>You Apollo-gize

(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)

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👤︎ u/waremi
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?

Apollo Loco

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👤︎ u/procrastiprov
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...

I Apollo-gize.

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👤︎ u/maud_brijeulin
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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👤︎ u/Unleashtheducks
📅︎ May 16 2020
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?

Apollo shirt

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake

I sincerely apollo-gise

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👤︎ u/LilTimmy123456789
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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How do Greek gods say sorry to one another

''I Apollo-gise''

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👤︎ u/TopHatLlama353
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do astronauts say sorry?

They apollo-gise

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👤︎ u/chocolate_soldier_
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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How does NASA say it's sorry?

It Apollo-gizes.

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👤︎ u/neutral_cadence
📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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What does an astronaut say to apologize

I Apollo-gize

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👤︎ u/toby101mc
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?

It was apollo

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do NASA astronauts do when they screw up?

They Apollo-gize

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👤︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?

An Apollo-jist

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👤︎ u/theEluminator
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon

Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!

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👤︎ u/Ggaarrrreett
📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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