Apollo 5 Puns

A list of puns related to "Apollo 5"

Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colevanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?

The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.

The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiderFlash-1273
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?

They « Apollo »gize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maduch1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana_bison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?

>You Apollo-gize

(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waremi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?

They Apollo-gize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peach_problems
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?

Apollo Loco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?

Apollo shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unleashtheducks
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...

I Apollo-gize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake

I sincerely apollo-gise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilTimmy123456789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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How do Greek gods say sorry to one another

''I Apollo-gise''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopHatLlama353
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do astronauts say sorry?

They apollo-gise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate_soldier_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?

It was apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What does an astronaut say to apologize

I Apollo-gize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toby101mc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How does NASA say it's sorry?

It Apollo-gizes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutral_cadence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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What do NASA astronauts do when they screw up?

They Apollo-gize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?

An Apollo-jist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEluminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon

Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ggaarrrreett
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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