A list of puns related to "Analogs"
Do you understand now?
A slide ruler
A(n) (analogue) clock.
*Legit from my now 50 year old dad yesterday lol
HANDS DOWN
It's also terrible.
But I got that one hands down.
You're not very handy.
It’s like bees trying to make honey
...it's as hard as...
It's just really difficult
Are you trying to catch these hands?
"Sometimes," he said.
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Analogous."
"Analogous who?"
"Yes, very good! An owl goes 'who'!"
He texted me to warn me that it was an old school, analog wok, not an Ewok.
Explanation: think hands on a clock.
An analog clock.
My ma is making a big dinner on Sunday and my pop called to ask if we wanted to go over Sunday for pig butt and turkey boobs.
My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"
I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."
...as hard as...ummmm....damn...
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