What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
This book on Native American cooking.
A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
Can you imagine a Native American Easter egg hunt back in colonial days?
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
Someone asked if I was Native American...
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?
It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?
Because they had reservations
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
How is the best way to greet Native Americans
Why do British people say they’re “bri’ish”?
Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.
Native American dad: How, hungry.
Why do native Americans hate snow?
It's white and settles on their land
Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?
Because they became nomads
My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.
What did the pirate say to the Native American?
How do Native American Ghosts hunt Buffalo?
What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..
I just had to have a Sioux veneer.
My Native American friend’s son is going through puberty
Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?
Why were they native Americans in America first?
Because they had reservations....
TIL: A thousand years ago, some native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
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