What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?

A reservation reservation reservation

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
🚨︎ report
Why was the Native American bartender fired?

He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?

You Cherokee

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SecretButtCrack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
🚨︎ report
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...

Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?

They drowned in there tipi

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
🚨︎ report
This book on Native American cooking.
πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/redhandfilms
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
🚨︎ report
A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting

Nearly drowned in his own teepee

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/masters330
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
🚨︎ report
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?

That night, he drowned in his teepee.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?

He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?

Porkahontas.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalScrub420
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Can you imagine a Native American Easter egg hunt back in colonial days?

I bet they were in tents

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/criesliketobias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
🚨︎ report
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rezzurict
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
🚨︎ report
TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

πŸ‘︎ 246
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Someone asked if I was Native American...

I said, "No, why?"

"Because your beard is Apache one."

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?

It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?

Because they had reservations

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GetSchwepped
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
🚨︎ report
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
🚨︎ report
How is the best way to greet Native Americans
πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do British people say they’re β€œbri’ish”?

Because they drank the T

πŸ‘︎ 106
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eThunderSnow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
🚨︎ report
Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.

Native American dad: How, hungry.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/weavedawg74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do native Americans hate snow?

It's white and settles on their land

πŸ‘︎ 216
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
🚨︎ report
Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?

Because they became nomads

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mlinuga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
🚨︎ report
My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.

He's a Sioux chef.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TFareCool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the pirate say to the Native American?

Arrr, MΓ©tis!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
🚨︎ report
How do Native American Ghosts hunt Buffalo?

They spirit.

πŸ‘︎ 63
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quolley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
🚨︎ report
What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?

How

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Andross3k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?

They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
🚨︎ report
On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..

I just had to have a Sioux veneer.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/scotty_gzus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
🚨︎ report
My Native American friend’s son is going through puberty

He has Apache beard

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_wsmfp_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?

They had reservations

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why were they native Americans in America first?

Because they had reservations....

πŸ‘︎ 304
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TEMPLEWORKER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
🚨︎ report
TIL: A thousand years ago, some native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.