I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Mar 01 2023
I came home to find my Amazon TV streaming device playing. My wife suggested maybe my Nintendo console did it. i said "No way...
The Wii didn't start the Fire!"
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︎ Mar 15 2023
Whats the best part of getting pregnant in the Amazon?
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︎ Mar 04 2023
I searched for a lighter on Amazon
All I could find were 6,000 matches.
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︎ Jan 27 2023
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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︎ Nov 27 2022
"Before Going To Bed, Jeff Bezos The Founder Of Amazon, Puts His Pajamazon"
(it sounds like "Pajamas-On")
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︎ Jan 22 2023
What shoes do workers at Amazon warehouses and fulfillment centers wear?
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︎ Dec 19 2022
I'm not sure people realize how hard it is being a woman in the postal service.
It's such a mail dominated industry.
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︎ Mar 03 2023
Beastie Boys are doing a 5-disc reissue of their albums. Parts A-D you'll be able to buy on Amazon or wherever, but the 5th can only be obtained through a lottery.
Which means you've gotta fight for your right to Part E.
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︎ Nov 04 2022
Amazon's servers are down in Egypt!
It's a deNile of service attack.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
I just finished shopping on Amazon. I did two different orders. I ordered a whole chicken. On the second I ordered some eggs.
Soon we will finally know the answer. We just have to wait and see which one comes first.
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︎ Nov 12 2022
If Amazon opened a steak house
would they serve Prime Rib?
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︎ Aug 02 2022
I tried to order some patience on Amazon
But it wouldn't get delivered for two days so I cancelled it.
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︎ Oct 22 2022
My wife has been looking for pitted dates for a few days now, and was getting fed up, so she was going buy them on Amazon.
I told I wasn't comfortable with her online dating.
(came up with this on the spot and I was so proud)
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︎ Apr 13 2022
Why was a bird shaking its head?
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︎ Feb 21 2023
metric system
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︎ Oct 20 2022
I bought a belt off of Amazon from a company called Orion. I was hoping it would be the best belt I'd ever owned, but it was just so-so.
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︎ Jan 08 2022
fruit
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︎ Sep 19 2022
I just found out my brother compulsively collects Wonder Woman merchandise
He needs to face the truth: he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jan 08 2023
took a while to develop this joke
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︎ Oct 26 2022
Did you hear UPS and Fed-Ex are going to merge into one company?
They are going to call it Fed Up.
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︎ Jan 12 2023
Amazon sent me 3 wiper blades for my wifeβs Minivanβ¦
I told my wife weβll save the extra one for a rainy day
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︎ Aug 05 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today...
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︎ Feb 28 2023
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Mar 13 2023
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Sep 30 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon
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︎ Feb 09 2023
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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︎ Dec 13 2022
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I'll let you know which one comes first
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︎ Dec 26 2022
I'm ordering a chicken and an egg on Amazon
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︎ Oct 28 2022
What do you call 2 monkeys sharing an Amazon account
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︎ Dec 08 2022
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO MONKEYS WHO SHARE AN AMAZON ACCOUNT
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︎ Oct 02 2022
what do you call monkeys who share an amazon account?
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︎ Oct 29 2022
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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︎ Sep 04 2022
What do you call two monkeys with a joint Amazon account?
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︎ Dec 26 2022
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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︎ Jul 30 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Oct 07 2022
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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︎ Jan 31 2022
I just logged off of Amazon. I ordered a chicken and an egg.
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︎ Aug 22 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon
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︎ Jul 08 2022
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon
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︎ Aug 29 2021
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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︎ Jul 19 2022
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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︎ Apr 18 2022
I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazonβ¦
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︎ Jul 08 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Jun 22 2022
What do call 2 gorillas who share an Amazon account?
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︎ Jul 08 2022
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon
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︎ Feb 28 2022
I ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon.
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