My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Pun for all Star Trek fans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?

A conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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So I was singing All Star in the car the other day, and my friend asked β€œHow do you know all the words” so I swiftly replied:

β€œSomebody once told me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renduh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svk7sarthak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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All Star Wars characters played a game. Do you know who won?

Obi Wan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukas_memer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I was humming Smash Mouth's "All Star" and someone started to yell at me for getting that song stuck in their head.

All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troub313
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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In Star Wars episode 3, when order 66 was given. All the Jedi were killed

It was a Jedicide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopen_Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I asked my son what he wanted to eat at the NBA all star game

he asked for some curry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dklem1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?

I think his name is Sylvester Shalom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sephjnr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?

Stormy denials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/occamrazor1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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My dad just walked into the living room and said β€œI went to buy tickets for Star Wars but all they had were Solo seats”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwerdop
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Did you hear about the trekkie that sold all his star trek merch?

He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdahl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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All Star Wars Opening Crawl youtube.com/watch?v=VX9z5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradhotdog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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"Watching all series about Star Trek would really be an endeavor" "don't you mean... ENTERPRISE"

Not even safe on snap chat from these puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petticoatwar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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All of the stars, glittering like gold...

11pm outside of a gas station twenty miles from Tuscan. Watching the last embers of a cigarette sputter out and die. So long. Too long. Too long is the road in front of me, the road behind me. How long have I been standing here? Too long.

Hear a voice next to me: "Spare some change for gas?"

I turn to look at him, and realize how long it's been since I've seen another human being. Too long. I said: "Yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narokkurai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...

I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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