Why don’t airline pilots get speeding tickets?

Because they are above the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperWildcat64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I recently started an airline company selling cheap tickets on poorly maintained aircraft

It still hasn't taken off

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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No matter how high the prices of airline tickets get

you have to admit they're just plain fair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Why are Undead Airlines tickets so cheap?

They only fly with skeleton crews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtMetaphase
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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My dad got everyone at the airport today

So we're flying SouthWest airlines, which means that everyone has a boarding group A to D and a boarding number 1 to 60 to determine when everyone gets to board. As soon as they call boarding group A, my dad walks right up to the ticket checker with a big smile on his face and says, "Excuse me, but I believe I'm supposed to board before everyone else. She is confused for a moment and then he proudly holds up his ticket which has "B4" on it. Everyone kind of chuckled and I quickly buried my face in my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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