Adoptionism Puns

A list of puns related to "Adoptionism"

I bet you were born within 10 miles of your home.

That is where most accidents happen.

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👤︎ u/MostDownVotesPlz
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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Olive oil and I have one thing in common

We are both extra virgin

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👤︎ u/CAP815
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When its fully groan

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I made a wish with a genie to not die as a virgin....

He made me immortal

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👤︎ u/jamstagram
📅︎ May 19 2018
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I can’t believe Elon Musk is from South Africa

And not Madatgascar

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👤︎ u/MiddleEarthGIS
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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I have a confession to make, I have illegitimate twin sons in Mexico. One is named Jose, and the other is named...

Hose B.

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👤︎ u/goodboyBill
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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My wife was telling me about the TLC show, Little People..

We were having a conversation about adoption and she mentions the Little People show on TLC and how they adopted other 'little' children.

Wife: I wonder how long that specific waiting list is?

Me: probably pretty short...

Groan

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👤︎ u/meseiman
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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