Activistic Puns

A list of puns related to "Activistic"

The activist qualified for a job in a smoothie bar ...

She knows how to freeze peach

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👤︎ u/alpakapakaal
📅︎ Jul 07 2022
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What did the activist Supreme Court say to voters in the USA ?

You can’t de-fetus.

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👤︎ u/BurrrritoBoy
📅︎ May 14 2022
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If Gene Simmons were a trans rights activist, what would be his favorite chocolate snack?

A Her/She Kiss!

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👤︎ u/Delicious_Language_2
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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What do you call a sleepy women's rights activist?

Snoozin' B. Anthony

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👤︎ u/thunder2132
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Which Sci-fi character was an animal rights activist?

Dr. Who. Because Who Let The Dogs Out

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👤︎ u/NoFoodNoLife12
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?

It’s riddikulus!

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👤︎ u/Vote4Hitler
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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When it comes to climate activists,

there's no one Greta than Thunberg.

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👤︎ u/blackhairedShan
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What’s up with LGBT activists

Man, they can never get straight to the point.

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👤︎ u/Zer0ifi
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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👤︎ u/alexdavidwright
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

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👤︎ u/darkkiller1234
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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My wife just joined an activist group called DAM

Mothers Against Dyslexia

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👤︎ u/remixclashes
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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I think there’s a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because he’s always trolling animal rights activists.

Dante’s in fur now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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Did you hear about the bug activist who was happy he was fired?

He was for Termite Nation.

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👤︎ u/alphabluewolf
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I’m definitely the biggest anti-marijuana activist I know.

I always smoke my competition.

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👤︎ u/FadedFigure
📅︎ May 23 2020
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I’m a huge women’s rights activist

Size shouldn’t matter

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👤︎ u/stefanopolis
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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My friend Dante was a big animal rights activist, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Geralt of Rivia, animal activist...

...friend of your manatee

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👤︎ u/YourEverydaySR
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Did you know there’s a middle aged women only activist group who’s goal is to literally stop all men?

They call themselves ‘Menopause.’

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👤︎ u/Tristanio97
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.

Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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A friend on facebook acknowledging all the men's rights activists for the holiday...

Happy New Year's Eve, everybody!

And to all you men's rights activists out there, Happy New Year's Adam.

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👤︎ u/mydogsnameisrocky
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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SLogan Paul

If Logan Paul was an activist

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👤︎ u/bipolarbear1797
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee

He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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The history of the first gated community.

In the 80's when there were a lot of homophobic attacks on people, a brilliant activist named Theodore Jones came up with the idea of an enclave for homosexuals.

A safe haven.

And it had fencing all around and controlled entry.

After he passed away from AIDS they named it after him:

"The Gay Ted" community.

That's why we call it a gated community now.

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👤︎ u/silentpl
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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If Gene Simmons became a trans rights activist, what would be his favorite candy treat?

A her/she Kiss.

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👤︎ u/Delicious_Language_2
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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My friend Dante was a big animal rights activist, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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