I was not only shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed!
Alledgedly.
I hate being called a lyre.
Little do they know it was actually arson
Because he’s called Ron
But now we can all agree that he was in a cent
I told her it’s all in your head
Their words, not mine.
Well, I just won’t stand for this accusation.
He’s in a cent
So i packed her things and left.
Didn’t make sense as I was clearly lollygagging.
Heard mentality
Not only was I angry. I was irate, annoyed, cross and indignant.
Robot, the defendant: "Guilty as charged"
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
The first order of business is asking everyone to ease off the "I was going to tell a ____ joke, but..." format for a while. Too many are reporting those as reposts. I like them, but there is the "comedic rule of 3," so maybe we can lay off telling them for a while. That goes for various permutations of this setup as well. So let's try not to wear others' punderwear.
Next, we have an issue with too many reporting things that are not in violation of either our rules or site-wide rules, and falsely accusing power users and karma-getters of being spambots. Our overall policy is not to remove high-karma posts unless they are actual commercial spam or are told at the expense of marginalized groups (per Reddit's sitewide rule #1). Please do not use the Report button as a "super downvote."
Then, there probably needs to be a reminder to try avoiding the "one-joke" style of puns. I like them, but Reddit doesn't like them (sitewide rule #1) and they are outside our rules too (rule #7). I wish we could host those here as I find them funny, and I don't appreciate folks who are overly thin-skinned. The Reddit admins seem to have a zero-tolerance stance against such jokes/puns, even if there are no hateful motives underneath.
And of course, I want to remind the users here that they are just awesome! Without you, this sub would not be what it is.
If others want to make puns about this below, feel free! And as always, have fun!
Because he's in a cent.
I didn’t believe her at first, but when I checked his room, all the sines were there.
...putting their case together.
I told him I’m sick of hearing these bassless accusations.
They took a fence.
I said "I'm gonna need to know more."
My wife accused me of achieving nothing so I told her, 'Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.'
'What's that?', she said.
'It's a big building with kids in it.'
Because it was tough on Greece.
She said I have "all the honesty of an ancient Greek harp."
I don't like being called a lyre.
The cops just wouldn’t stop grilling it.
It's Trudeau!!
Judge asked, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender.”
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
At least I think that's what the angry guy at the urinal beside me said.
they find it quite yakuzatori
Their words, not mine...
I pleaded 'not quilty'.
He knew that some day he'd be found in a cent.
I'm tired of these baste-less accusations.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast and dismayed by the accusation.
Their words, not mine.
Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast, outraged, and revolted.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed!
I was also appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed
Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.
