DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?

OR IS IT JUST ME?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
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Me: Did you know that abbreviating names might be sometimes confusing?

GF: Really?

Me: Yes.

George Foreman: How so?

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Guess they should read the bio next time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlegrayhair
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Apparently, there are plenty of jokes with maths abbreviations.

Well, I don't cm.

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I have a phobia of abbreviations.

Laugh out Loud.

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WTF isn't a title?
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Chemistry Teacher-β€œDo you want to tell me the abbreviation for sodium”

Me-β€œNa”

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What is the abbreviation for "we have a thing"
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My child said wtf is an acronym?

I said IDK as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardlysure
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i was told abbreviating words would make me look cool, so i replied with

OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
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I’m not a big fan of Oklahoma’s abbreviation

It’s OK

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I've asked so many people what the abbreviation LGBTQA+ stands for. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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The abbreviated version of the Rural Development Research Report is pretty funny.
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Don't be worried if you don't know the postal abbreviation for Oklahoma

It's OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
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So I was talking with a friend about states

me: do you know the abbreviations for ohio and oklahoma?

friend: no

me: oh ok

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i really like abbreviations

e.g. e.g.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamchaossthought
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My kid asked me, "How do you abbreviate 'abbreviate'?"

I told him, "You leave out most of the letters."

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Hi, do you know of any other abbreviations for Hawaii?
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took me a second
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An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.

When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a β€œW.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for β€œwater closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the β€œW.C.” is located.

The Swiss pastor had never heard of a β€œW.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled β€œWayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:

Ms. Smith,

I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aΒ maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youΒ plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.

Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!

It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. Β I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.

Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.

Sincerely,

Pastor Kurt Meier

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My Uncle has been on a roll with Halloween dad jokes...
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History Dad Joke

In my AP European History Class, we have to a Long Essay Question. For our final, we are allowed to pick from two different questions. We had done a lot of preparing in class for the Long Essay Question. It was most commonly abbreviated as LEQ. (ELL IEH KIYU). So on the day of my test:

Me: Hey Mr. [teacher], do you know my friend Ellie? She was in your class last year.

Teacher: Uhh, last name?

Me: Q

Teacher: That was awful

Me: Do I get extra credit for that?

Teacher: No.

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I need a pun related to the NES

My girlfriend is making a shirt with a chibi NES controller on it. We are at a loss for puns related to the NES. Any help please?

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from when i was about 9...

dad: point to your head and state the abbreviation for mountain...

me: M...Tdammit

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My Dad dropped this on us as we were leaving Oklahoma.

In the car after a short stay in Oklahoma

Dad: So, What did you think of Oklahoma?

Me: It was fine, kind of boring.

Dad: Well i thought Oklahoma was OK.

Complete silence

Dad: You get it? OK is the abbreviation of Oklahoma

We all understood, it just wasn't that funny

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Out of state dad joke

I go to college in Wisconsin but I am from Texas, and I went to go cash my paycheck today. Cash register lady asks for my ID and says, "The abbreviation for Texas is TX, right?" I say, "Yeah that's correct." She says, "Okay" I respond, "No, that's Oklahoma."

Flew over her head but I got a couple of chuckles out of the dad's behind me in line.

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States and Capitals

Wife and son are going over the States and Capitals (along with abbreviations).

Wife: OK, and Montana is MT. Me: Montana is not MT, there's mountains and all sorts of things to do in Montana.

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In choir practice

We were singing a piece that was arranged by a person named Micheal Jackson with the middle name that was abbreviated with an "O". Without skipping a beat an older fellow says. "hmmm must be the Irish couter part Micheal O'Jackson", all other dads gave the smile and nod of approval while I cringled to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neilope
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What did the guy who learned the abbreviations for Ohio and Oklahoma say?

OH, OK.

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