Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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My dad's full of jokes like this

My dad, boyfriend and I were driving around our city.

Dad: Are you guys having safe sex?

Us: Yeah.

Dad: So, you guys go into a safe and have sex?

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👤︎ u/gaymommy
📅︎ Jun 20 2014
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