From my girlfriends daughter. A classic I’m so proud of her. She’s sees a road work ahead sign coming up on side of the road.
She proudly announces “ well if it doesn’t we are all dead”. Hahahaha
You don't want to get on a tree's bad side.
How many sides does a circle have?
If you need to find the longest side of a moose
2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
What's the furriest side of a dog?
My kids found a kitten on the side of the road
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
which side of a bird has the most feathers?
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
Just witnessed a tragic car accident where a man lost his entire left side...
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...
...I'm feeling a little Flemish. cough
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
Which side does a chicken have the most feathers on?
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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