My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My A*DELL*E Laptop
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A&E canceled Hoarders today
Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
S h a m e
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
E is not in a lot of things though
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︎ Apr 17 2020
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
βIβm sorry. We donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why did the 'A' go to the bathroom and come out an 'E'?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
E minor is a really spooky chord.
It just gives me the E B G B's
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
All my baby says is A E I O U...
I have no idea where he picked up this vowel language.
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︎ May 15 2020
What do you call a person who steals e-cigarettes?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friendβs e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
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︎ Jul 22 2020
How do you know E.T. Is a Liverpool fan?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
If a girl thinks long and hard enough about becoming an e-girl, does that make her thotful?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Teacher: βJohnny, can you spell weather?β Johnny: βW...E...V...V...Aβ ...
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
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︎ May 22 2020
What a S(HAM)E
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︎ Jul 26 2019
A neighbour of mine is always in A&E with concussion,
lives just a stone's throw from me
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Any idea why they keep saying the letter E is a man?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call a fight between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Today I did a study on e. coli
I made a pretty shitty report
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.
Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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︎ Aug 31 2019
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A B πΏ E F G
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were
not-E.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
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