A blind man walks into a bar

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Arab_Obama_
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I say to my dad β€œim hungry”

hi hungry im dad was the response no i said, mom just gave me the dna testing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuulfaff3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I was playing Destroy All Humans

When I asked myself, β€œWhy don’t we just use our DNA to make online purchases? It’ll be a new form of Crypto’s Currency!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the wheat farmer's son become a wheat farmer?

It was inGRAINed in his DNA.

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A patient goes to the doctor for a check up

The doctor says " i think i know whats wrong here, your DNA is backwards."

The patient then replies "AND?"

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A dad is given bad news by a doctor...

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards.

Dad: AND?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

...

Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U2BURR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?

Because everyone has the same DNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)

Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"

Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.

Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"

Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....

I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P-Ritch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said β€œUracilly man, D” to which DNA replied β€œwhat doth Thymine?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spook404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My wife said to me, "What do you want to do if our baby turns out to be a fussy eater?"

I said, "A DNA test."

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How do you make a hormone?

Using recombinant dna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/so_sue_me_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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Dad Goes Bananas

My 9th grader brother at dinner: We're learning about evolution in my Biology class. Today I learned that 50% of human DNA is the same as bananas' DNA.

Dad: Now you know why I'm always going bananas!

My 9th grader brother: -stands up, pushes in chair, leaves table-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannyfan92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Sir I found a match!

http://pandyland.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-03-26-dna-sample.png

Source: http://pandyland.net/82/

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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Pops won the camping trip

Dad: "Hey...how do you tell male DNA from female DNA?"

Grandkids: ??

Dad: "You pull down its genes."

Me: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbernards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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My 10 yo. daughter just hit me with this one.

Why is DNA never fashionable? It's always wearing the same genes.

Edit: I can't spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatmealMagician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Neither. My DNA is 100% human.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TP_For_Cornholio
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I am now my little brother's dad.

This happened about 5 minutes ago.

He was looking around the house for his pants when he finally asks me "Have you seen my jeans?"

I respond "Yea, they should be in your DNA"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlobalVV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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In science class talking about the make up of DNA and RNA.

My teacher was describing DNA being made up of four parts. Adenine, cytosine, guanine and thymine. Comparing DNA to RNA being the same except that in stead of thymine, it is uracil. I wake up from a daze and shout "No your a cell!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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