REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jeromaroo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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You guys got any more jokes like henway and updog?

Told like this:

Dad: Oh my god, there's a henway on your back!

Son: What's a henway?

D: About 5 pounds


D: Man, it smells like updog in here.

S: What's updog?

D: Not much, what's up with you?


My 6 year old brother has quit falling for these and I need some new ones in my arsenal. Help please.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Broke_stupid_lonely
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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