My younger brother is Russian.

He's such a little brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small flashlight

I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigmaCA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My younger brother just hit me with this one.

providing context cause it caught me off guard which made it more funny.

Bro: If Pinocchio said his nose is about to grow, would it grow or would it not grow?

Me: I don’t know, you’ve created a paradox.

Bro: I created two doctors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluntcrumb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call JosΓ©'s younger brother?

Jos b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_a_gene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Have you heard of Hermione’s Slytherin younger brother?

Himyouroelbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beezneezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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A clairvoyant woman had an older brother who was always angry and a younger brother who was blissful to the point of naΓ―vetΓ©.

Thankfully, she was a happy medium between the two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/In_The_Comments
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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My younger brother was asking for it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoTaToeChips
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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My younger brother asked my dad why he was buying the large bananas with all the big spots on them Dad didn't miss a beat.

"So we'll have a dalmatian plantain, son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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My younger brother had an eye infection and I asked how he was.

He replied that it was getting better.

"Glad to see that you're alr-eye-ght" I said.

He asked if I had any more bad puns to make.

"I do, but the rest are just cornea".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rufnek2kx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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When my younger brother asks what they call years where there's no El Nino..

"It's El Normal."

...Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dianafolkoff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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My younger brother and I went fishing with my dad this weekend

My brother and I both caught some nice fish at almost the same time. My dad exclaimed "My two seamen!" and clapped us on the back and started laughing to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kozer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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Just dad joked my younger brother

So we were at Home Depot waiting for someone to come cut some wood, when my brother points at the price for the plastic trim behind me.

Brother: It costs 914 dollars?!

Me: No.

Brother: They should really make that clear then.

Me: But then you couldn't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SageC_Random12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Younger brother is playing Call of Duty...

I walk into the room and my Dad says, "There's an Alzheimer's patient in his game. His name is Charlie, and he keeps getting lost."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simeo97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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I was annoying my younger brother so he told me shut up...

Me: "but the door only moves side-to-side!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xodiach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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Two of my Dads favourite jokes to annoy my younger brothers

When getting ready to leave the house:

"Dad can you put my shoes on?"

"They won't fit me"

And upon picking them up from school:

"How was Doris today"

"Dad, there is no one at school called Doris"

"Oh was she sick today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakelywood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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My dad Every time my younger brother sais "That's not fair"

"Now ethan what is the golden rule?"

"Treat others how they want to be treated?"

"Wrong, whoever has all the gold makes all the rules."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dahun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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