Watching bears fish for salmon in Alaska live on YouTube when my GF asks what I'm watching.

"A live stream."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhitdacanadien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/light_keksi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2023
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My most recent Snap Reaction dad joke & another great Wife Groan.

So we were just sitting together in the living room watching YouTube, when she asked me if I would not mind washing her a Skillet & Turner (Spatula) (I had not done the dishes in a couple of days).

I go into the kitchen and start washing the requested items, when I was hit by the DadJoke bug hard. I finished the task and walked back into the living room.

Me:"Sorry honey, I could only find the flat Tina that you don't really like."

Her:"The flat what?"

Me: (unfortunately here, my slowly escaping grin of anticipation almost blew it for me) "The flat Tina."

Her:"What?!"

Me:"You know, Tina... Turner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AKhakiNerfHerder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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