Yoko Puns

A list of puns related to "Yoko"

How did John and Yoko get their son to eat his veggies?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why should John have known Yoko was a problem?

Her last name is Ono.

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👤︎ u/BilboBatten
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?

Ono.

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👤︎ u/Pendley
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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👤︎ u/SlaaneshiRose
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

B: No, what was the trip for?

A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.

(original)

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👤︎ u/mmkay_then
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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What did John and Yoko say to get their soon to eat his vegetables?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you hear about the time John and Yoko tried to get their son to eat his veggies?

They said, "Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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