7 Hilarious Yoko Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How did John and Yoko get their son to eat his veggies?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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Why should John have known Yoko was a problem?

Her last name is Ono.

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👤︎ u/BilboBatten

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?

Ono.

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👤︎ u/Pendley

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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👤︎ u/SlaaneshiRose

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

B: No, what was the trip for?

A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.

(original)

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👤︎ u/mmkay_then

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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What did John and Yoko say to get their soon to eat his vegetables?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Did you hear about the time John and Yoko tried to get their son to eat his veggies?

They said, "Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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