A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lickedy_Split_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goatcheese1230
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Vegans everywhere β€˜Don’t hate the player, hate the game(y-meat)!’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLisaShow2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Hey y'all, I thought Panda Express didn't have MSG in it...

...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is the only day that doesn't end in "y"?

Tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyviking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Tell me if it doesn’t land on y’all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkWolf101
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Y’know, I really can’t tell how much getting hit in the head hurts.

It’s mind-boggling.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Last night, my fiancΓ© told me, "y'know, I really can't stand you right now."

So, I told her to sit down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwitchtheMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I don’t understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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If y'all haven't seen the Ultimate Dad Joke Duel, Now's your chance youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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