A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Vegans everywhere βDonβt hate the player, hate the game(y-meat)!β
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Hey y'all, I thought Panda Express didn't have MSG in it...
...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What is the only day that doesn't end in "y"?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Tell me if it doesnβt land on yβall
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︎ May 23 2019
Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,
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︎ Jul 02 2019
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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︎ Feb 05 2017
Yβknow, I really canβt tell how much getting hit in the head hurts.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Last night, my fiancΓ© told me, "y'know, I really can't stand you right now."
So, I told her to sit down.
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︎ Aug 25 2017
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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︎ Aug 21 2017
I donβt understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
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︎ Mar 18 2017
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
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