Because every corner they get they open up a shop
I apologise if anyone finds this offensive this is a proper dad joke from my aging dad.
I have the expertise.
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
They made us play against Trinidad AND Tobago
My mom saw a player that was particularly androgynous and asked my father "Is she transgender? She looked like Caitlyn Jenner."
My father, without taking his eyes off the game responded "No, she's trans-jenner."
It seems like there isnβt any Germanymore.
So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.
And my 9 yr old little brother's trying to learn the players' names and after he's told Ashley Young's name, he goes:
"what about when he's seventy? Will he be Ashley Old?"
I'm proud.
Not because I enjoy soccer. Iβm just doing it for the kicks.
Need to take a sick day, Woke up with a fifa and think its because of too much russian around.
They aren't the best teams but their flags are a huge plus.
https://i.imgur.com/vrsdL2Y.png
Is Owen. Ans really who is that guy? All i know is that so far i have hear Owen goal for 5 different teams
During the pre-game, when showing the teams about to compete:
>Dad: Oh man, those guys are gonna be slip-slidin' all over the place!
>Me: Why? Is it raining?
>Dad: No, its Greece.
goddammit
I texted my 13 year old nephew about tonight USA v. Ghana game.
"Do you think we're Ghana win?"
"Are they ghana give us a chance?"
He was not amused.
Lionel Messi had just scored and my dad didn't know who it was so my brother said "Wow that was Messi Dad." to which my dad responded "I don't know, I thought it was pretty clean"
Watching a Football/Soccer game with England playing.
The camera pans to a close up of a girl wearing sunglasses with the England flag for lenses.
(England flag: http://imgur.com/mcK3A0v)
Dad: "She's a bit cross eyed. Such a shame."
I stare at him briefly for 2 seconds, then back at the screen.
We were watching the Germany-Portugal game yesterday. At some point, one of the Germans tries to score but misses.
Sister: "Damn, that was close."
Me: "No, that was MΓΌller, Klose is on the bench."
[18/6 21:05] Toddy: Chile are just too hot to handle [18/6 21:05] Toddy: Sorry
"I guess Germany is scoring brazilians of goals"
While watching the Spain - Holland match at the world cup, my dad dropped this...
Dad: What game is on next?
Me: Chile Australia.
Dad: Not it's not.
Me: What?
Dad: It's warm in Australia not chilly.
Me: sigh.
I wonder if the other team is ever Ghana score.
They ran and ran and ran!
Have faith! We are ghana win!
