Co worker pun
My co worker said there was a herd of bicycle cops that just went by.
I asked "What was their horse power?"
What my co-worker uses at work.
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker
But when I got home all the signs were there
Co-worker: "A woman's work is never done."
Me: "That's why men get paid more, because we get the job done."
What did the construction worker say to the other construction worker after he sealed a doorframe?
What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?
All my Excels live in XLSX!
What’s every road-worker’s favorite candy?
What do you call a worker bee who stings you to protect the hive?
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
A guy started a company that honors construction workers.
After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.
How do the Nintendo workers say yes in French?
Construction workers don't have side chicks
Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
Where do sex worker monks live?
What does a worker at the Irish sperm bank say after you are finished?
Do sex workers pass gas?
No, they let out little prostitoots
Workers rescued after a cave in, were reported saying
That it was a miner inconvenience
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...
They chanted “No justice, no Peeps!” on the picket line
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
‘Far Canal. I hate this place’.
I asked my co-worker, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
I once got into an argument with a co-worker, who slammed the door so hard when he left, it broke the latch.
Which sucked, because I thought we needed the closure...
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
There are very few female postal workers..
because the post office is Mail dominated...
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
My neighbour is a key worker.
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
None of my Co-workers are left handed.
Customer: Can I buy a bagel with cream cheese?
Worker: No, we only take cash.
What’s a construction workers favorite song?
If a sex worker farts....
....Is it called a prostitoot?
I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
2 metal workers got married....
It was a beautiful welding.
News just in: In a terrible accident at the Nestlé factory today, a crate of chocolate fell from height trapping an employee.
Every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me", his co-workers cheered.
I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.
What did the mill worker say to the thresher?
You're cutting against the grain.
Dadjokes from r/unexpected
Worker: Boss, can I have a weekend off on Christmas?
Boss: Its May!
Worker: Sorry. May I have a weekend off on Christmas?
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I never wanted to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker
but when I got home, all the signs were there
I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.
But when I got home, all the signs were there
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