What did Sheriff Woody said to Bo Peep?

Your Pixar Good.

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👤︎ u/cbsxact7
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why can't Woody play his guitar?

He doesn't know where his Pixar.

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👤︎ u/Pewper
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Think Straight Woody
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📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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How do you get a dog to stop

Hit the paws button

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👤︎ u/woodysdad
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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You know that part in Toy Story where Woody pushes Buzz out the window?

You can say he was a buzz kill.

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📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?

A lot, there's like 4 movies.

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👤︎ u/game__hen
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.

They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.

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👤︎ u/Godith024
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Fellow Dads, Help me name this Garden Art

Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.

Carved Tree

I called it GandOwlF

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👤︎ u/Marc--
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Friend: "Why did Tim Kaine name his son Woody?" Friend's dad: "Why woody not?"
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📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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What did Pixar name their porno

You’ve got a friend in me

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Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?

T'hanks.

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👤︎ u/ravireads
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Gotem
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👤︎ u/Knyq_626
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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So my boss helped a black gentleman with his car troubles the other day...

There is this black guy who details cars in our parking lot for the surrounding businesses. My boss was coming back from lunch and noticed this gentleman needed help starting his client's car, so my boss got his cables out and gave the man a jump. When he told the office this I said "Thank you for putting an end to the stereotype that white men can't jump." Everyone gave a collective "ugh!"

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👤︎ u/bluebugs23
📅︎ May 11 2015
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What do you call an endowed puppet?

Well strung...

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Got my wife with a hand

So I found this toy hand that was all alone on the couch, it looked like it came off a Woody doll or something. So I put it in my pocket and waited for the perfect moment to strike.

About 30 minutes later, my wife is holding our 9 month old who's crying - jackpot.

I walk in the kitchen, "Hey, can I give you a hand?"

Pulled out the hand. She liked it. I walked away very proud of myself.

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👤︎ u/achilles57
📅︎ Feb 17 2016
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A couple of my dad's infamous sayings

Whenever someone comes into the house my dad asks

"Hey, ______, can I get you a drink or something to eat? I can open up a can of ribs." My dad thinks this is hilarious and usually ends up cracking himself up while our guest just stands there nervously laughing from confusion. It's a Woody Allen quote btw.

Another one is whenever someone asks what his occupation is: "Philanthropist"

"Really?"

"Yea. But I'm not a very good one"

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📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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Just happened.

"What's green and pecks on a tree?"

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"Woody Wood Pickle!"

::falls over laughing::

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👤︎ u/karhall
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Woody, it's a Buzz word.
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