I wonder if he's purebred.
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︎ May 26 2021
I wonder how many foot fetishists are lack toes intolerant?
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︎ Jul 21 2021
What does Wonder Woman wear under her costume?
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︎ Jul 18 2021
My wife wonders how I am able to straighten and fold all the clothes so fast after laundry.
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︎ Jul 20 2021
I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024β¦
if heβs even alive bi den.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
I wonder how equestrians manage to stay so positive
I mean they're constantly hanging around a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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︎ Jul 20 2021
I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
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︎ May 15 2021
I wonder if you knew this...
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Did you ever wonder why Peter Pan is always flying?
Itβs because he can never never land
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︎ Jun 05 2021
While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad βI wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would beβ as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.
Without skipping a beat he said βWhorelocks.β
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︎ May 20 2021
Is it any Wonder?
Know what you call someone who canβt stop watching films with a strong female lead? Heroine addict.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
You ever wonder why pixie dust make you fly when you think happy thoughts?
Because they're uplifting.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Shout out to all those who wonder
whatβs the opposite of in.
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︎ May 27 2021
Wonder if you've all heard the joke about the blindfolded comedian?
I'd write it down for you, but it's more of a visual gag.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I wonder how sex feels like on Mars...
...probably out of this world!
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︎ May 29 2021
Sometimes you wonder what makes a dad joke a dad joke
Well most of the time it involves grass stained new balances and long socks with shorts
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Why do you never see Wonder Woman or the Amazons cry?
They donβt want to smear Themyscira
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︎ May 18 2021
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
You ever wonder
if homeless people tell knock-knock jokes?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Anyone ever wonder why dads have so many great jokes?
We have a dad-abase full of them.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I used to wonder why microsoft skipped windows 9
But I shouldn't be surprised.
After all, years back, Microsoft published ms-DOS without ever releasing an ms-UNO
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︎ May 02 2021
No wonder he did a shit job
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I always wondered how Wonder woman travelled from Themyscira to London in 1 day...
I then realized she's an amazon, so she gets next day shipping
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Wonder how Gin Morrison would look like!
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....
Is an utter disappointment?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I wonder how this music would sound?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I wonder
How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Wonder where he got that vaccum
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