[FRESH] Eerie Wanda - Cars and Parties (Edith Frost cover) open.spotify.com/track/0r…
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Similar underground artist: Edith Frost, Sharon Van Etten, Johnny Cash

i'm looking specifically for unsigned artist or underground artist that sound like Edith Frost, Sharon Van Etten, Johnny Cash, Jimmy Rogers, etc cetera.

The main reason being that i'm working on a low budget film and i cannot afford to pay $1,000s of dollars for 1 song. i've heard of unsigned/indie musicians licensing their music for about $60-$200 which is the general price i'm looking for ($200 still begin a little high but if the song is good enough why not?).

Also, if you live in the los angeles county and know of any venues where similar artist perform that would be great too...

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PAUL'S PICKS: Edith Frost - Ancestors listen.grooveshark.com/s/…
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Big List of Black Friday Sales
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Request Thread 6 (ALL PADORU REQUESTS GO HERE--IF YOU MAKE A SEPARATE POST TO REQUEST A PADORU, IT WILL BE DELETED)

Sorry for the delay in putting up a new request thread after the last one got archived. With this, the subreddit rule about only posting padoru requests here in this thread and not spamming the subreddit with separate posts for your requests is now back in effect.

Post requests for the padorus you'd like to be made. Remember to search on Google first to see if the padoru you want has already been done.

If you make one of the padorus, or if you find one that someone else has made, feel free to post it on the subreddit. But if you do, please also post a comment here saying that the padoru has been made/found.

  • Keiko Yukimura, Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)
  • Espurr, Charmander, Pichu, Morpeko,Pheromosa, Ash Ketchum, Hilda, Mallow (PokΓ©mon)
  • Chrono Shindou, Misaki Tokura, Ren Suzugamori (Cardfight Vanguard G)
  • Nyarlathotep (Cthulhu Mythos)
  • Drizzt Do’Urden (Forgotten Realms)
  • Illidan Stormrage, Jaraxxus (Warcraft)
  • Weird Al Yankovic, Elon Musk, Adam Mickiewicz, Vladimir Putin, Charli xcx, Freddie Mercury, Lil uzi vert (real people)
  • Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Ashigara, Vampire or graf spee, javelin, Kisaragi, St. Louis, Taihou,Phoenix, Atago, Duke of York, Vauquelin (Azur Lane)
  • Ko Yagami and Umiko Ahagon (New Game)
  • Hina Amano and Hodaka Morishima(weathering with you) Hina padoru
  • Anya (Spy X Family)
  • Yuika Koga (Hensuki)
  • Lisbeth (Sword Art Online)
  • Azusagawa Kaede and Sakuta (Rascal does not dream of Bunny girl senpai)
  • Nagito Komaeda, Chiaki Nanami, Celestia ludenberg, Shuichi Saihara, Izuru Kamukura, Gundam Tanaka ( Danganronpa)
  • Jack frost and Black frost (smt) Jack Frost
  • Shirabe, Carol Malus Dienheim (Symphogear)
  • Byleth(female and male), Claude , Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, Lysithea, Marianne von Edmund (Fire emblem three houses) Marianne
  • Kato Danzo, Paris, Solomon, Tomoe Gozen (FGO)
  • Bananya (Bananya)
  • Mile/Adele (didn't i say to make my abilities average in the next life)
  • Yaya (Machine Doll wa Kizutsukanai)
  • Elena, Madoka, Hikaru, and Yuni (Star Twinkle PreCure)
  • Mysterious Heroine X, Drunk Nero on Christmas and Hungover Nero the next morning, Sheherazade, Scathach, Marie Antoinette, Edmond DantΓ¨s, Caenis (Fate)
  • Rin Natsume from (Little Busters!)
  • Melascula (NnT)
  • Mashiro Okeuchi (Layers of White)
  • Tetsuo or Kaneda (Akir
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Compilation of Full Career Match Totals for 2021 Women Wrestlers

This is a compilation is the total career matches of the current women rosters for AEW, Stardom, Impact, WWE, NXT, NXT UK, and Florida Developmental. Also includes the 2021 PWI 150, Cagematch's Top Active Workers, and some recent free agents. There are more workers out there but it took a while to put this project together. Also understand that Cagematch.net and wrestlingdata.com make no promises to have a complete record. Some wrestlers may be missing matches, especially older joshi and obscure indies.

Rank/Name/Number of Matches

  1. Aja Kong 2551
  2. Fukigen Death 2302
  3. Emi Sakura 2139
  4. Mima Shimoda 2122
  5. Takako Inoue 1945
  6. Tsukasa Fujimoto 1752
  7. Natalya 1549
  8. Asuka 1471
  9. Hikaru Shida 1356
  10. Tsukushi Haruka 1257
  11. Faby Apache 1134
  12. Mickie James 1055
  13. Princesa Sugehit 994
  14. Meiko Satomura 990
  15. Riho 969
  16. Charlotte Flair 954
  17. Risa Sera 902
  18. Bayley 900
  19. Sasha Banks 897
  20. Jaguar Yokota 890
  21. Naomi 885
  22. Ryo Mizunami 882
  23. Rina Yamashita 860
  24. Becky Lynch 849
  25. Arisa Nakajima 842
  26. Io Shirai 804
  27. Maya Yukihi 734
  28. Dalys 716
  29. Ruby Soho 692
  30. Nikki A.S.H. 672
  31. Mayu Iwatani 669
  32. Syuri 667
  33. Kay Lee Ray 624
  34. Sarray 624
  35. Ember Moon 624
  36. Tamina 618
  37. Carmella 616
  38. Kimber Lee 604
  39. Mercedes Martinez 600
  40. Alexa Bliss 593
  41. Candice LeRae 587
  42. Madison Rayne 581
  43. Tenille Dashwood 564
  44. Havok 548
  45. Chigusa Nagayo 540
  46. Konami 527
  47. Mia Yim 526
  48. Santana Garrett 521
  49. Doudrop 501
  50. Franky Monet 492
  51. Shotzi 484
  52. ASUKA 484
  53. Nia Jax 479
  54. Su Yung 475
  55. Jessica McKay 469
  56. Toni Storm 459
  57. Momo Watanabe 450
  58. Jordynne Grace 447
  59. AZM 437
  60. The Bunny 433
  61. Shinobu Kandori 433
  62. Mei Suruga 422
  63. Liv Morgan 420
  64. Takumi Iroha 420
  65. Deonna Purrazzo 418
  66. Cassie Lee 414
  67. Mizuki 413
  68. Rosemary 411
  69. Leva Bates 406
  70. Miyuki Takase 401
  71. Dana Brooke 395
  72. Alisha Edwards 393
  73. Miyu Yamashita 387
  74. Tessa Blanchard 384
  75. Dark Sheik 384
  76. Thunder Rosa 382
  77. Aliyah 381
  78. Lady Shani 378
  79. Lady Maravilla 378
  80. Jazz 377
  81. Tam Nakano 375
  82. Suzu Suzuki 370
  83. Mandy Rose 368
  84. Natsuko Tora 365
  85. Shayna Baszler 364
  86. Starlight Kid 364
  87. Natsupoi 362
  88. Yuka Sakazaki 355
  89. Dakota Kai 354
  90. Sonya Deville 351
  91. Giulia 351
  92. Chihiro Hashimoto 348
  93. Saki Kashima 347
  94. Tegan Nox 346
  95. HZK 343
  96. Charli Evans 325
  97. Marti Belle 325
  98. Blair Da
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-87)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Fingerprinting Analysis and Quality Control Methods of Herbal Medicines by Ravindra Kumar Pandey , Shiv Shankar Shukla , Amber Vyas , Vishal Jain , Parag Jain , Shailendra Saraf

  2. (eBook PDF)Healthcare Affordability by Sr., Paul Walter Odomirok

  3. (eBook PDF)An Anthropology of Contemporary Art by Thomas Fillitz , Paul van der Grijp

  4. (eBook PDF)The Project Management Coaching Workbook by Susanne Madsen

  5. (eBook PDF)Time Series Analysis by Henrik Madsen

  6. (eBook PDF)Complexity of Seismic Time Series: Measurement and Application by Tamaz Chelidze , Filippos Vallianatos , Luciano Telesca

  7. (eBook PDF)Sensors for Mechatronics, 2nd Edition by Paul P. L. Regtien , Edwin Dertien

  8. (eBook PDF)Mineral Exploration Principles and Applications, 2nd Edition by Swapan Kumar Haldar

  9. (eBook PDF)Late-Stage Fluorination of Bioactive Molecules and Biologically-Relevant Substrates by Al Postigo

  10. (eBook PDF)Structural Health Monitoring For Advanced Composite Structures by M H Ferri Aliabadi , Z Sharif Khodaei

  11. (eBook PDF)Introduction To Computational Earthquake Engineering Third Edition by Muneo Hori

  12. (eBook PDF)Cancer Cell Chemoresistance And Chemosensitization by Ajaikumar B Kunnumakkara , Ajaikumar B. Kunnumakkara , Devivasha Bordoloi , Javadi Monisha

  13. (eBook PDF)Compassionate Moral Realism by Colin Marshall

  14. (eBook PDF)Community Interests Across International Law by Eyal Benvenisti , Georg Nolte

  15. (eBook PDF)Commodities: MARKETS, PERFORMANCE, AND STRATEGIES by H. Kent Baker , Greg Filbeck , Jeffrey H. Harris

  16. (eBook PDF)Charles Olson and American Modernism by Mark ers

  17. (eBook PDF)The Changing Face of Volunteering in Hospice and Palliative Care by Ros Scott , Steven Howlett

  18. (eBook PDF)Challenges for Humanitarian Intervention by C. A. J. Coady , Ned Dobos , Sagar Sanyal

  19. (eBook PDF)Central Banking in Turbulent Times by Francesco Papadia ,

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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No gains
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Great cropping skills
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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