My wife asked me to stop singing β€˜wonder wall’ to them

I said maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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I wonder what they bet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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I wonder if Novak Djokovic will leave Australia quietly

or will he make a racket ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rickybickee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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How much peanut sauce did Stevie Wonder order at the Thai restaurant?

Just enough for the satay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyHemphill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
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I wonder if the Drunken Samurais of old could handle their drinks well..

I hope so, for their Sake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHivesPHD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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I wonder what he soupervises
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y_Z_P
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Ever wonder how to get rid of a one?

Just add a g and it’s gone

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Ever wonder why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Well, of course you don't. They're really good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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I wonder what country is growing the fastest?

Ireland... Everyday it is Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abx098
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's daughter?

No? Neither has he!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willowalloy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I wonder what it would be like to live as as elf and make toys at the North Pole

I bet it is way cooler than you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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I’d wonder what that would feel like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Foggy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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Ever wonder why vampire movies seem to take place in Europe or America but never South Africa?

Well it is because they bless the rains down in Africa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyahzar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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I wonder how many people have actually used this-

What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside? Megasoreass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annix_wasstolen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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I used to wonder what IDGAF meant

but I just dont care anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indygwj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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I wonder if he's purebred.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bewondered
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Wonder if she goes down?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elisioth4739
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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Ever wonder if the last little piggy was just an agreeable Frenchman?

I mean he went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fading2black82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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Do you ever wonder why nuts are good for your brain?

It’s food for thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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Wonder what their combinations are...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stp5917
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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Ever wonder how you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?

Usually by how they're dressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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I wonder if they have a glass port hole on the Mars rover, to both see out of and so Martians could see into the rover...

Or did NASA miss this window of Opportunity?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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I wonder if blind people exist in United States.

Because their anthem starts with "Oh say can you see".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogerKotaro096
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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Ever wonder why spies always wear formal suits or many layers?

It's because they can never be too revealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Stevie Wonder is coming out with a new line of bras

They claim to take your breasts to Higher Ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brick_in_the_dbol
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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I jokingly asked my gf "I wonder what kids taste like?" Without hesitating she responds with "Probably like coal..

Because they're miners."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/You_Pass_Butterr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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My son wants to do something with plants so I wonder...

whats growing on with him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icke1337
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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Do you ever wonder of calendar's get anxious?

I mean, they have alot of dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApophisRises
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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it’s a wonder how stadiums get so hot

when they’re filled with fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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I got lost in a furniture store you may wonder how

I have no ikea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taco_necromancer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder’s House?

No? That’s okay, neither has he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MHSPres
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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I have a friend who is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Princess Leia, and Hermione Granger memorabilia.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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What do you call someone who can't stop himself from buying and reading every issue of "Wonder Woman", even to the detriment of his financial situation?

A heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTsavo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I wonder how many foot fetishists are lack toes intolerant?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/felixswan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Sad to think that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder never got a chance to see each other.

They were always out of sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthFatz82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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The DC universe stage show has hired all the actors except for Wonder Woman.

They're still waiting for Gadot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcquaintanceLog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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I wonder if this post will blow up as quickly as my car did the other night. πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohheyitskat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Wonder Woman can deflect bullets off her chest. Batman once asked her if she could teach him how to do it but she just said:

No, tough titties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trentgibbo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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What does Wonder Woman wear under her costume?

Wonderwear.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?

She puts her pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pappajay2001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I sometimes wonder, does being straightforward after just finishing a meal make me...

A Candidate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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I am writing a short story about a nobleman who drinks something new and wonders what it is.

This is a teaser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My wife wonders how I am able to straighten and fold all the clothes so fast after laundry.

I am Iron Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2021
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I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024…

if he’s even alive bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreBrawlStars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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