Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

โ€œExcuse me,โ€ I said, โ€œI couldnโ€™t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?โ€

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, โ€œItโ€™s Wales!โ€

โ€œNo offense intended,โ€ I replied. โ€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/schoonerw
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In the Bible, God had a business endeavor in which He made virgin women pregnant.

It didn't last long, but he made a prophet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StaidHatter
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give a helping hand

I have very recently started training with a Men's Roller Derby team. A lot of the guys are refs in the local Women's Roller Derby league and this evening I was helping them get the track ready for the weekend.

Three of us were busy duct-taping a rope around the edge of the track when some guy came up to me and said "It look's like they've roped you in."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CollarRed
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