What do you call a dog without legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
Did you hear about the lightbulbs that are getting sent to jail without a trial?
It's a lumen rights violation!
My girlfriend said :- You got vasectomy without even telling me . Are you serious ?
I said :- I am not kidding you
You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
What do you call it when you slap a rock without consent?
Where do you find a dog without legs?
Right where you left him.
What do you do with a dog without legs?
You drag it around the block
What do you call a magician without magic?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?
Go to the corners because it's 90° there.
What can you hold without touching it?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
How do you go a whole day without sleeping?
You just sleep at night.
My boss's kid told told him this this morning. lol
What so you call Santa without a GPS?
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
What do you call a guy from Barcelona without car?
Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a dinosaur without gold?
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
If you tell a dad joke without being a father...
Would that be considered a faux Pa?
What do you call someone without any shins?
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
How do you rob a house without being in it?
What do you call a person without a body or nose?
What do you call a snow house without a toilet?
You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present, Cop: You ARE the lawyer
Me: So where’s my present?!
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
What do you call a snowman without testicles?
What do you call a tree without teeth?
Did you hear about the guy without any ass?
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
How do you call a rabbit without an eye?
What do you call Bears without ears
Where do you find a Dog without legs?
What do you call a Magician without magic?
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What do you call a cow without legs?
If you tell a dad joke without having any kids
What do you call a person without a body or a nose?
What do you call a fish fry without fish?
What do you call a nose without a body?
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"
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