Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I took my paintball exam the other day.

Passed with flying colours..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Just got the results of my assessment to be part of the air display team

I passed with flying colours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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