A list of puns related to "Williamsport Crosscutters"
They are now 13-3 but still...
Would anyone be able to make these? I don't see them in the flair list, unless I'm just a total moron and missed them.
Is this some sort of provisional placeholder or "on paper only" move until the Phillies decide on a more permanent roster composed of newly signed draft picks (late June 2017) and younger players from the GCL, DSL, and extended spring training? Or is this some sort of technical error?
International League AAA (total moves: 28)
Jesus Azuaje was drafted by the Philadelphia Phillies in the 25th round in 2017. His father, Jesus Azuaje, Sr, had a 15-year playing career reaching as high as AAA and is now a minor league coach in the Kansas City Royals system.
Jesus Azuaje autographed 2017 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Andrew Brown was drafted in the 13th round out of Granite Hills High School in California by the Philadelphia Phillies. Eight players from that school have gone on to play MLB, the first being Mike Reinbach in 1974, and the latest being Travis Taijeron in 2017. Andrew is hoping to become just the second pitcher of those 8 since Tom Fordham in 1997.
Andrew Brown autographed 2017 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Will Stewart was drafted by the Philadelphia Phillies in the 20th round in 2015. In his first full Minor League season in 2018, he went 8-1 with a 2.06 ERA for the low-A Lakewood Blueclaws. The following spring he was involved in a package trade along with Sixto Sanchez and Jorge Alfaro to the Miami Marlins for J.T. Realmuto.
Will Stewart autographed 2017 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Milver Reyes spent 10 years as a player in the Pittsburgh Pirates organization. He was a solid defensive catcher but hitting was his weak spot. He finished dead last among all Minor League hitters with 800+ at-bats since 2007 with a .221 BABIP (batting average on balls in play).
Milver Reyes autographed 2003 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Luis Encarnacion was signed by the Philadelphia Phillies as an international free agent on his 16th birthday in 2013, where he was awarded a $1 million signing bonus. MLB.com ranked him as the best right-handed hitter of the class. It was a draft class that included Gleyber Torres, Rafael Devers, Lewin Diaz, Eloy Jimenez, and others. In 2014, at 16-years-old, he was the youngest player to appear in the Gulf Coast League. He repeated the league when he was 17 and played as the Phillies had expected. He homered in his first game and proceeded to hit 2 more over the next 6 games. It would end up being his best season. He hit .271 with 4 home runs. He was released in 2017 after hitting just .200, his highest average since hitting .271 two years prior. The Houston Astros signed him and he showed much more power with them, hitting a career-high 10 home runs but his average was only .213 and he was released soon after.
Luis Encarnacion autographed 2017 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
International League AAA (total moves: 24)
International League AAA (total moves: 21)
International League AAA (total moves: 26)
Randy Alcantara was signed by the Philadelphia Phillies in 2014. He was a 2-time all-star while playing in rookie ball at Williamsport.
Randy Alcantara autographed 2017 Williamsport Crosscutters team set card
International League AAA (total moves: 31)
International League AAA (total moves: 21)
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