William Shakespeare Puns

A list of puns related to "William Shakespeare"

I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.

A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the lettering’s all faded.

I’m not sure whether it’s 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/matthew2112
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances

That's playgarism if you ask me

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👤︎ u/DuckDonuts12
📅︎ May 03 2019
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An attorney was offered a chance to play the role of William Shakespeare in a movie, but had to respectfully decline...

"I can't," the lawyer said. "I'd be dis Bard."

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👤︎ u/Propyl_People_Ether
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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Did you know William Shakespeare was a low brass musician?

You can tell if you listen closely to the dialogue in his plays.

"Tuba, or not tuba..."

Told by my late band director. RIP Larry!

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👤︎ u/saxophonefartmaster
📅︎ Apr 23 2015
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A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” “Of course, sir, which one?”

Dad: William.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/insatiabletenacity
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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William Shakespeare was deciding what pencil to use

2B or not 2B

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👤︎ u/AYKW
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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I found a really chewed up pencil that was apparently once owned by William Shakespeare

I could not tell if it was 2B or not 2B...

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👤︎ u/JasonBran
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

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👤︎ u/SuIIy
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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I owned a pencil

Which was owned by William Shakespeare

Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B

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👤︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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