Wight and Wight Puns

A list of puns related to "Wight and Wight"

The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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My dad dropped this last night.

I was wearing Wilson socks, and they have a big 'W' on each of them.

Dad walks in and sees them:

"What does that stand for?....Weft and wight?"

Doubles over in laughter at his cleverness.

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👤︎ u/positiveside
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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Driving Instructions

So yesterday I was giving my dad directions while he was driving and I told him to take a right at the next light. The street he happened to be turning onto was called Dwight so he answers back:

"At Da wight?"

Yes dad....

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👤︎ u/weramonymous
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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