Why Ya Wanna Puns

So I told him he should be careful carpooling.

He asked why.

I said ya really gotta be careful if you go through any tunnels.

He asked why.

And I said you don't wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!

A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"

Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"

Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"

As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"

The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"

"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".

We were sightseeing at Yellowstone and we asked a ranger for some recommendations on where to go.

"There's this really cool tall cliff called Poison Cliff nearby. You wanna know why it was given that name?"

...."because one drop will kill ya!"

The highlight of our time at Yellowstone.

Dad said "Wanna know why one side of the V is longer than the other? There's more geese on that side!"

Ya got me.