Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

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Who else eats bread with the white and green spots?

Edit: Thanks for the mold kind stranger

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👤︎ u/Crixzly
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do you call a sandwich with one slice of whole wheat bread and one slice of white bread?

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👤︎ u/petrikm
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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The doctor told me that I should not eat white bread.

So I use the toaster now.

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In my bakery I told my employees that the white bread was underbaked and overproofed. Something went wrong.

Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.

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📅︎ May 14 2019
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What did the Indian bread say to the White bread?

Naan of your business.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Wonder Woman
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📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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At lunch for my dads birthday.

The menu says "eat, drink, and feel Merry"

Dad says "and then Mary got mad and went home"

Hehehehehehe

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👤︎ u/mandino788
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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In line at the sandwich counter...

So I was in line at my college's sandwich shop. The man behind me was one of the workers in the school's small post office, and also happens to be my friend's dad. He laid down a pretty good dad joke.

Sandwich lady: Next? What kind of bread can I get for you? Me: Hi, thank you, I'll have a white wrap. Him: Oh, I'll give you a white rap, "Yo, yo, yo, beatbox noises"

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👤︎ u/naptime03
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