Need some good puns when I whip this bad boy out on the course today. Help me out you geniuses!
There's these 2 newborns in the nursery and
1 baby looks over at the other and says, "I'm a little boy, how about you?" The other baby says, "A boy? How do you know?" The first baby whips back his blankey, points down, and says, "See! Blue booties!"
My wife and I told my 93 year old grandpa that we were going to have a baby!
He said, "Congratulations, I hope it's a boy or a girl!"
Quick as a whip until the day he died.
