Whats blue and not heavy?
What’s green and not very heavy?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
What do you call cheese thats not yours
what does a pasta have when it thinks its not tasty?
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
Wait, is that not what you meant?
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?
TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.
You know what's not right in this world?
What a brand name. Could not resist.
What is something witches can say about themselves that most americans can not?
An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"
A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
What sea/ocean does not have water?
what do you call a comedian that's not good or bad?
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
What room does a ghost not have in their house?
A living room.
Happy Halloween!
A Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is
I told him, "that makes 2 of us."
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
I was spelling out words to my wife so my daughter would not know what we were talking about.
She told me to stop spelling, it was giving her a headache.
Me: “O K”.
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
What do you call HULK when he is not dieting?
What do you call someone who doesn't know if Xmas is real or not?
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
Taylor Swift is not what she seems
I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago
and I still haven't had them back!
When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
What is gray and not very heavy?
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
What do you call not much parsley?
Do you know what the first "NOT!" Joke ever was?
What's blue and not very heavy?
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
What is green and not very heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
Whats blue and not very heavy?
What is blue and not heavy?
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