What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
Hiss and her bath towels
The last thing left on my friend's wedding registry was a garbage can.
Euros final
This may be of interest to someone: A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Italy game on Sunday. He paid £3000 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at Nottingham Registry Office, at 4pm. Her name is Sharon -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook!
